Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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