Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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