so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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