singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wish you could order shots online.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
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One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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