It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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