i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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