so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
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