Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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