just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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