grandma shit on top of the toilet
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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