so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
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Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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