I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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