O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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