Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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