he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
