what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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