They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
That's intense
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
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I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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