so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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