she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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