Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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