My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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