He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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