we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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