i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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