Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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