I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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