You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm way too hungover for life right now
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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