on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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