hotel room ftw
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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