I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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