So drunk, too bad you don't want this
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Are we still banned from the library?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
