Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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