You can't special order awesome
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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