I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Randomize
