Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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