lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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