Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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