i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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