i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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