Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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