Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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