I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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