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this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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