I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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