Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
this hospital has no fireball
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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