When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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