I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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