some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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