i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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