Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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