u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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