he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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