just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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