I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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