Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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