She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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