That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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