Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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