Ambien. No doubt about it.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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